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Worst books ever
Park and Ride: Adventures in SuburbiaPark and Ride: Adventures in Suburbia by Miranda Sawyer
Buy used from: £0.01
I sat behind this c*nt at a resturant last night.This book is f*ckin appalling.I bet.
Pulp Fiction: Screenplay (Faber Classic Screenplay)Pulp Fiction: Screenplay (Faber Classic Screenplay) by Quentin Tarantino
Buy new: £3.80 / Used from: £0.01
Oh my aching f*cking head..is there no end to this bloated nonsense ?
Pride and Promiscuity: The Lost Sex Scenes of Jane AustenPride and Promiscuity: The Lost Sex Scenes of Jane Austen by David Auburn
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Look at this rubbish - does anyone actually care about Jane Austen ?
The Bostonians: a Novel (Penguin Classics)The Bostonians: a Novel (Penguin Classics) by Henry James
Buy new: £6.02 / Used from: £2.72
Ive actually read this. It doesnt seem to end and theres no story.Heres a tip Henry - stick in a few car chases and you might be onto a winner
The Holy Bible: King James VersionThe Holy Bible: King James Version
Buy used from: £0.15
King James has a lot to answer for .And that Gutenerg printer bloke. Utter rubbish
Out of Africa (Essential Penguin)Out of Africa (Essential Penguin) by Karen Blixen
Buy new: £5.36 / Used from: £0.01
I saw the film once - whats it all about ? - I'm none the wiser after looking at the cover.
The Trial (Penguin Modern Classics)The Trial (Penguin Modern Classics) by Franz Kafka
Buy new: £5.24 / Used from: £3.12
Great for showing off on trains . Ideal for the American who is going to Prague for 6 months after college to write the ultimate Existentialist Novel. Actually - its pretty rotten and nothing happens
The SilmarillionThe Silmarillion by J.R.R. Tolkien
Buy new: £4.96 / Used from: £0.01
Prog Popsters Marillion named themselves after this character. Speaks for itself doesnt it. Never read it though. Didnt have to . Terrible
Being and NothingnessBeing and Nothingness by Jean Paul Sartre
Buy used from: £11.14
Do I need to make any comment here ? - No , didnt think so.
Flaubert's Parrot (Picador Books)Flaubert's Parrot (Picador Books) by Julian Barnes
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This bloke has been pulling the wool over our eyes for far to long. Shocking old rubbish.
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are DeadRosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead by Tom Stoppard
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Too clever for his own good . Utter tosh.
American Psycho (Picador thirty)American Psycho (Picador thirty) by Bret Easton Ellis
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As a critique of 1980's East coast society, its interesting,Unfortunately, most mongs read it for the gore.
Waiting for GodotWaiting for Godot by Samuel Beckett
Buy used from: £0.95
I suppoose you realise that Beckett is laughing at you for taking this sh*te seriously ?
Moby Dick: Or, the Whale (Penguin Popular Classics)Moby Dick: Or, the Whale (Penguin Popular Classics) by Herman Melville
Buy new: £2.00 / Used from: £0.01
Its a big old book. Thats about all you can say in its favour.
Cider with Rosie (Vintage classics)Cider with Rosie (Vintage classics) by Laurie Lee
Buy new: £4.98 / Used from: £1.89
Torture.
SiddharthaSiddhartha by Hermann Hesse
Buy used from: £0.33
Save your money and your time. Terrible rubbish
Selected Poems (Penguin Twentieth Century Classics)Selected Poems (Penguin Twentieth Century Classics) by Pablo Neruda
Buy new: £6.47 / Used from: £3.49
Are you surprised that this bloke was booted out of his country ? sh*te of the highest order
Beyond Good and Evil: Prelude to a Philosophy of the Future (Classics)Beyond Good and Evil: Prelude to a Philosophy of the Future (Classics) by Friedrich Nietzsche
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Social inadequates love this.Its f*ckin terrible
True History of the Kelly GangTrue History of the Kelly Gang by Peter Carey
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My head .My aching f*ckin head.Dont buy this , it only encourages him to do more....