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Things Which I Hate But, Unaccountably, Others Like
The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (Extended Edition Box Set)The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (Extended Edition Box Set)
Buy new: £17.98 / Used from: £15.55
There are worse films, but few are as long, self-important, boring and humourless.
What The Bleep Do We Know!?What The Bleep Do We Know!?
Buy new: £5.43 / Used from: £4.99
Arrogant, flawed, deceitful, bogus and a throughly moronic approach to science and spirituality.
Back to BedlamBack to Bedlam by James Blunt
Buy new: £6.47 / Used from: £1.99
A destitute man's Cat Stevens. Dull, irritating and pointless.
Chasing Time - The Bedlam Sessions [DVD + Bonus CD]Chasing Time - The Bedlam Sessions [DVD + Bonus CD] by James Blunt
Buy used from: £8.55
But he won't go away. Can it get any worse?
Platinum CollectionPlatinum Collection by Cliff Richard
Buy used from: £9.94
Oh dear. Yes it can. "They are demons sent to Earth to lower the standards" - Bill Hicks
Star Trek The Next Generation - Season 1 (Slimline Edition) [1987]Star Trek The Next Generation - Season 1 (Slimline Edition) [1987] by Star Trek the Next Generation
Buy new: £14.98 / Used from: £13.97
The original: fun, well written, entertaining, amusing. Next Generation: pompous, moralistic, conceited, boring.
Bicentennial Man [1999]Bicentennial Man [1999]
Buy new: £3.98 / Used from: £3.40
There are worse things in life than watching a Robin Williams film, but thankfully I haven't encountered them yet.
What Dreams May Come [1998]What Dreams May Come [1998]
Buy new: £3.98 / Used from: £999.00
But then, there are other Robin Williams films, which is bad enough.
The Rocky Horror Picture Show - Single Disc Edition [1975]The Rocky Horror Picture Show - Single Disc Edition [1975]
Buy new: £2.29 / Used from: £2.14
Two good songs, and Tim Curry brings it life which it doesn't deserve. Boring, not funny and annoying.
High FidelityHigh Fidelity by Nick Hornby
Buy new: £4.94 / Used from: £0.01
Just because you like music does not mean you will like this simplistic, obvious tripe.
Tess of the d'Urbervilles (Penguin Popular Classics)Tess of the d'Urbervilles (Penguin Popular Classics) by Thomas Hardy
Buy new: £1.80 / Used from: £0.01
An awful, depressing world view of inescapable misery, written with an obvious attempt to inflate the author's own ego.
The Aristocrats [2005]The Aristocrats [2005]
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A bad joke, told repeatedly without humour, wit or intelligence.
Tweenies - Ready To Play And Song Time! [1999]Tweenies - Ready To Play And Song Time! [1999]
Buy used from: £7.99
Why are children hyper-active, inattentive, bored and aggressive? Maybe because they are forced to watch garbage such as this.
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club BandSgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band by The Beatles
Buy new: £13.71 / Used from: £4.51
But then adults are told that this shabby musical hall parody is One of The Great Albums, when it is just a bad rip-off of Zappa's Freak Out and Absolutely Free.
Love and Life: The Very Best of Diana RossLove and Life: The Very Best of Diana Ross by Diana Ross
Buy new: £4.98 / Used from: £3.99
Although, at least Lennon and McCartney can sing with passion and energy, umlike this lifeless mannequin.
The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (2 Disc Edition) [2005]The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (2 Disc Edition) [2005]
Buy new: £2.50 / Used from: £1.39
Great radio and TV series. Great books. Oh dear.
The Very Best of Herman's HermitsThe Very Best of Herman's Hermits by Herman's Hermits
Buy new: £5.98 / Used from: £3.15
All of your nightmares of repetitous, annoying tunes crammed into one band's career. Should come with free therapy.
Adaptation: The Shooting Script (Newmarket Shooting Script)Adaptation: The Shooting Script (Newmarket Shooting Script) by Charlie Kaufman
Buy used from: £9.99
At least Kaufman thinks he's clever. The most self-inflated piece of writing yet expressed in film.
Holy BibleHoly Bible by -
Buy new: £3.62 / Used from: £8.56
Overly long, terrible plot, unlikeable, unrealistic characters, and dubious moral sentiments.
Big Brother 6 Official Book and Exclusive DVD (Big Brother TV Series)Big Brother 6 Official Book and Exclusive DVD (Big Brother TV Series) by Paul Flynn
Buy used from: £3.35
A high water-mark for mass stupidty and the championing of moronic, selfish, unthinking fools. Your 15 minutes are up.
FIFA Fever - Best Of The World CupFIFA Fever - Best Of The World Cup by Fifa Fever
Buy new: £16.99 / Used from: £0.90
As above, but with a ball.
Jurassic Park Trilogy: Ultimate Edition 4 DVD BoxsetJurassic Park Trilogy: Ultimate Edition 4 DVD Boxset
Buy new: £14.98 / Used from: £12.00
A great book ruined through its being 'Spielbergised' (i.e. dumbed down and given a 'happy' ending).
Later With Jools Holland - 10 Years Later [2002]Later With Jools Holland - 10 Years Later [2002]
Buy new: £7.48 / Used from: £3.93
Over 10 years of making even the most exciting and interesting act seem boring, pointless and infantile.
Piece By PiecePiece By Piece by Katie Melua
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Dullness paraded as sexy light jazz. Wherefor the vigour and exuberant energy of youth?
I've Never Been To MeI've Never Been To Me by Charlene
Buy new: £22.49 / Used from: £19.12
Containing some of the worst music ever inflicted on innocent eardrums.