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Valentine's Day Sucks
They Call Me Naughty Lola: The London Review of Books Personal Ads: A ReaderThey Call Me Naughty Lola: The London Review of Books Personal Ads: A Reader
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Think you're hopeless in love? Check out these lonley hearts. A brilliant collection of hilarious personal ads. The perfect Valentine companion.
Ever Dated a Psycho?: You Don't Have to be Mad to Terrify a Loved One - But it HelpsEver Dated a Psycho?: You Don't Have to be Mad to Terrify a Loved One - But it Helps by Paul Duddridge
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Terrifying...
Bad Dates: True Tales from Single LifeBad Dates: True Tales from Single Life by Sam Jordison
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Don't know about Bad Dates... some of these sound like heaven.
If We Ever Break Up, This Is My BookIf We Ever Break Up, This Is My Book by Jason Logan
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You can keep the cat.
How to be a Sex GoddessHow to be a Sex Goddess by Flic Everett
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Just to keep the pressure on.
How to Fall Out of Love: How to Free Yourself of Love That Hurts--And Find the Love That Heals...How to Fall Out of Love: How to Free Yourself of Love That Hurts--And Find the Love That Heals... by Debora Phillips
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Don't read it - throw it. At his testicles. Next time you're being dumped.
My Horizontal LifeMy Horizontal Life by Chelsea Handler
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Read it once, then walk out and never open it again.
The Intimate Adventures Of A London Call GirlThe Intimate Adventures Of A London Call Girl by Belle de Jour
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Think of it as a career guide.
The System: How to Get Laid TODAY!The System: How to Get Laid TODAY! by Roy Valentine
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So this is what they're up to...
Cube: Keep the SecretCube: Keep the Secret by Annie Gottlieb
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Reveals a lot about yourself. Possibly too much.