 | They Call Me Naughty Lola: The London Review of Books Personal Ads: A Reader
Buy used from: £4.49 Genius. Absolutely hilarious. Don't read it on the train - you'll poo in your pants.
|
 | The Timewaster Letters by Robin Cooper
Buy new: £3.67 / Used from: £0.01 If the book doesn't move you, it'll give you loads of letter writing ideas while you're sat there.
|
 | English, how she is spoke: Being a none too serious enquiry into the decline and fall of our precious heritage- known as the English language where-in ... lamentable menace from within by those prof by Arnold Van Praag
Buy used from: £30.00 Sincere, funny, better than a dose of epsom's.
|
 | It Was a Dark and Stormy Night
Buy used from: £0.01 'Why, you silly little pussycat - of course I'll make love to you'
|
 | The "Darwin Awards", The Descent of Man: Detailing The Idiotic Lengths To Which Men Will Go For Sex by Wendy Northcutt
Buy new: £2.81 / Used from: £0.01 The original bowel-mover
|
 | Stuff on My Cat by Mario Garza
Buy new: £7.99 / Used from: £0.01 Not for the long stayer, but funny enough to get you through a stubborn one
|
 | My Tank is Fight by Zack Parsons
Buy new: £6.19 / Used from: £2.41 Historical, very worthy: a proper toilet-time education in wartime witlessness
|
 | Scouts in Bondage: And Other Books from an Innocent Age
Buy used from: £0.04 no more colonic filibustering after this one
|
 | Law of the Playground: A Puerile and Disturbing Dictionary of Playground Insults and Games by Jonathan Blyth
Buy new: £4.48 / Used from: £0.01 a great cubicle read while the missiles are flying over the door
|
 | The Alphabet of Manliness by Maddox
Buy used from: £9.00 gets you bearing down like a real man. grrrrr.
|
 | Real Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Book by Robert Hamburger
Buy new: £4.47 / Used from: £1.50 ninja that stool into oblivion
|
 | The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead by Max Brooks
Buy new: £5.47 / Used from: £3.56 what if you can't get off the toilet? What if the zombies are at your door?
|
 | The Men Who Stare at Goats by Jon Ronson
Buy new: £4.75 / Used from: £1.66 eerie. all that technology but nothing to address the problem of a slow-mover.
|
 | Roger's Profanisaurus Rex: From the Pages of "Viz", the Ultimate Swearing Dictionary by Viz
Buy used from: £10.38 Guaranteed to shift you.
|
 | The Gospel According to Chris Moyles: The Story of a Man and His Mouth by Chris Moyles
Buy used from: £0.01 a big load of crap.
|
 | And Another Thing: Vol. two: The World According to Clarkson Volume Two by Jeremy Clarkson
Buy new: £18.04 / Used from: £0.01 what better way to console your toilet time than with a big pile of arse
|
Listmania!
