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The worlds top twelve over exposed over rated musicans
Tattoo YouTattoo You by The Rolling Stones
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Once a great band now a shambling corporate embarrasment. Should have called it a day in the 70,s.How any one takes them seriously nowadays beggars not the banquet but belief.
Modern TimesModern Times by Bob Dylan
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A rock legend but the constant eulogies and fawning over someone who has,nt relased a truly great album since the seventies is getting tiresome. Give it a rest.
Back on TopBack on Top by Van Morrison
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Old curmudgenly scroat . Sure he,s produced some fine stuff but the rapturous awe the man evinces is laughably misplaced and often nauseating .
The Ghost of Tom JoadThe Ghost of Tom Joad by Bruce Springsteen
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Again some good stuff but why the reverential fawning over soemone who is,nt fit to lick Ed Keuppers scuffed boots.
Be Here NowBe Here Now by Oasis
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A pernicious influence like that bloke from The Bloc Party says ( though he has no room to talk either) Two good albums then an increasingly moribund rehash of what has gone before.
Janis Joplin's Greatest HitsJanis Joplin's Greatest Hits by Janis Joplin
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Horrible screeching bint. You can find a dozen female singers on any X Factor audition preferable to this hideously bloated and over eulogised women.The sound of a harpie choking on an bristly imp.
The DoorsThe Doors by The Doors
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"This is the end" he droned pompously.If only . How can so much bluster and messianic posturing be taken so seriously .A complete arse with some truly turgid tunes.
Crosby Stills & NashCrosby Stills & Nash by Crosby Stills and Nash
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I,ve tried to like them but their twee, lightweight pop jangles around in search of a decent tune .I,ve heard more compelling harmonies at a school concert.
Greatest HitsGreatest Hits by Red Hot Chili Peppers
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Ghastly pseudo funksters.They can really play i,m told but whats the point when all they produce is their usual flaccid half arsed funk /rock melange. Worst band in the world bar none.
GoldGold by Ryan Adams
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Uncut kisses his arse so hard they must have to floss his clinkers out every night. Staggeringly average pub rocker.Good with Whiskeytown though.
The LibertinesThe Libertines by The Libertines
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Revered by folk who really should know better and desperate mixed up indie kids. Amateurish racket posing as poignant autoboigraphy and social commentary,The risible Pete Doherty circus started here
The Joshua TreeThe Joshua Tree by U2
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Another band who have done some quality stuff but Bono is the most irritating man alive ( Pete Doherty is second) and their jaw dropping pomposity and hypocrisy is really something to behold.