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Things and Celebrities I hate
Lil' Bratz Annual 2007Lil' Bratz Annual 2007
Buy new: £3.49 / Used from: £0.01
Its hard enough being a little girl without being told the only way to be popular is to be micro thin, wear adult clothes and wear make-up too old for you and speak in a strange inner city slang.
Robbie Williams: Somebody SomedayRobbie Williams: Somebody Someday by Robbie Williams
Buy new: £5.99 / Used from: £0.01
*sob* lets all....*sniff*...feel so sorry for *cry*..Robbie..makes loads of money, somebody someday..oh how heart breaking. What a pratt.
Kerry Katona - Too Much, Too Young: My Story of Love, Survival and CelebrityKerry Katona - Too Much, Too Young: My Story of Love, Survival and Celebrity by Kerry Katona
Buy used from: £0.03
Loud, annoying, talentless, pointless...need I go on? Disgusting how many trees where destroyed for such a pointless person. Iceland adverts are a Kerry love-in and make me not want to go there.
Jade: My AutobiographyJade: My Autobiography by Jade Goody
Buy used from: £0.01
A pointless pleb who I didn't think could even read, let alone write properly seeing as how she can't string a proper scentence together.
Victoria's SecretsVictoria's Secrets by Virginia Blackburn
Buy used from: £0.01
Yawn...if she hadn't married who she did she would have would be on a where are they now...how many times do they want to tell "the truth" anyway?
If OnlyIf Only by Geri Halliwell
Buy new: £5.49 / Used from: £0.01
Untalented, can't sing in key, given her child a stupid name, pointless
Jessica Simpson: In This SkinJessica Simpson: In This Skin
Buy new: £6.84 / Used from: £5.26
Nobel prize winner or just a village missing its idiot? I'll take the latter
Ashlee Simpson: Out of the Shadow and Into the SpotlightAshlee Simpson: Out of the Shadow and Into the Spotlight by Grace Norwich
Buy used from: £0.65
Ashleeeeeeeeeeeeee...who I watched for all of a second on MTV and I want that stolen second of my life stolen back. Look at the look on her stupid face.
I Do: Achieving Your Dream WeddingI Do: Achieving Your Dream Wedding by Jessica Simpson
Buy new: £51.69 / Used from: £31.65
Shame yours didn't last - but then again who wants to be married to someone who thinks that Eldridge Cleaver is a big knife?
Mary-Kate and Ashley Beauty SecretsMary-Kate and Ashley Beauty Secrets by Mary-Kate Olsen
Buy used from: £3.00
Whose Kate? There is a third name mentioned and she never seems to appear! I don't and wouldn't want a beauty book by an annorexic junkie...speaking of which...
Pete Doherty: Last of the Rock RomanticsPete Doherty: Last of the Rock Romantics by Alex Hannaford
Buy new: £2.97 / Used from: £1.69
I don't think he needs anymore encouragement. Lock him up and throw away the key.
"Green Day": American Idiots and the New Punk Explosion"Green Day": American Idiots and the New Punk Explosion by Ben Myers
Buy new: £6.14 / Used from: £0.01
I hate Green Day. Alot. Its a tie between the singer and the guy with the pop eyes.
ParisParis by Paris Hilton
Buy new: £4.61 / Used from: £1.63
Paris, Paris, Paris...trying to put some point into her pointless life. Enjoy prison.
Big Brother 6 Official Book and Exclusive DVD (Big Brother TV Series)Big Brother 6 Official Book and Exclusive DVD (Big Brother TV Series) by Paul Flynn
Buy new: £8.44 / Used from: £3.10
Showcasing the nations most disgusting, spoilt, stupid and filthiest people all of which should have been court ordered to be put in a small box in a dark room and never ever released.
What's Left Of MeWhat's Left Of Me by Nick Lachey
Buy new: £5.97 / Used from: £2.00
Gives the word DENSE a whole new meaning, if I had my way there would be nothing left.
B'dayB'day by Beyonce
Buy new: £3.15 / Used from: £0.86
Does anyone else find her videos full of pointless convulsive dance moves and also how long is she going to tell people she's 22 for?
This Ain't a Scene It's An Arms RaceThis Ain't a Scene It's An Arms Race by Fall Out Boy
Buy new: £0.50 / Used from: £0.01
Highly irritating and the guitarist with the huge jaw loves himself.
David Beckham: My Side - The AutobiographyDavid Beckham: My Side - The Autobiography by David Beckham
Buy new: £5.99 / Used from: £0.01
Who cares WHAT you think if indeed you do think? Go back to getting your pointless wife in pointless interviews in HELLO
Bratz - Forever Diamondz SheridanBratz - Forever Diamondz Sheridan
Buy new: £25.99
I would never allow my daughter to have one of these. Disgusting and whats with the Z? Is that meant to be street?
All Around The WorldAll Around The World by Lisa Stansfield
My mum used to play this over and over and over and over and over again until my brother and I started one day to scream. I haTe IT!! Still. After 17 years or so!
Now Or NeverNow Or Never by Blazin' Squad
Buy new: £0.02 / Used from: £0.01
An ugly untalented chav band with all the talent of a bunch of 15 year olds in a school variety show
Permission to LandPermission to Land by Darkness
Buy new: £0.50 / Used from: £0.01
Ugmo Hawkins, the ugliest man I have ever seen and his loud annoying pointless irritating band.
Light My FireLight My Fire by Will Young
Buy new: £0.46 / Used from: £0.01
Light my fire? Don't tempt me
Collector's BoxCollector's Box by Christina Aguilera
Buy new: £7.37 / Used from: £3.81
Look at her - a very pretty girl with a very slutty image. Despite that her new song is IRRITATING.