These guys could certainly put some coats together. Musically.

Just so damned FUNKY! Oh yeah, and although it SAYS it's out of stock, type in "Higherspice" and a different one'll come up, good 'n' cheap, too.

For when we feel like BURSTING into spasticated dance. Worth to have on vinyl for the fat kids, coz obviously ya only gotsta only dance for the A-side. Saves energy, man.

I'VE GOT MA FUNKY SNEAKAS ON. Yes. This a funky album.

Although we HAVE proven that French people are in fact imaginary, this one rules out that we invented alcohol coz it was made in 1962 and shows clear scenes of intoxication. It's still great, though.

And one to getcha out.

Of course, all serious musicians employ the sounds of sirens, loud crashes, cars, machines, drums and an orchestra to prove his or her clasical music point.

Lo and behold, music is played THUSLY.

John Frusciante is most probably the saviour of music. Thank God only us cool people listen to his records.

Herbie Hancock is usually included in only the coolest of sentences.

Steve Albini is cooler and better than anyone. Good luck gettting the "Racer X" E.P on vinyl, but the others ("Bulldozer" and "Lungs") are easy enough to nab.