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Popular singers who don't deserve to be called artists.
RudeboxRudebox by Robbie Williams
Buy new: £0.46 / Used from: £0.01
Self-absorbed and pitiful. Its shocking how this drug- and alcohol-abusing attention-seeker has become a national hero. All I see is a sad, sad man in need of therapy.
Confessions on a Dance FloorConfessions on a Dance Floor by Madonna
Buy new: £3.23 / Used from: £1.30
Shamelessly manipulative publicity seeker who has no sense of personal identity apart from what the prevailing trends dictate, and is then applauded for her 'inventiveness'. People, pleez...
Back to BasicsBack to Basics by Christina Aguilera
Buy new: £4.98 / Used from: £2.95
Melodramatic and self-important. The feigned emotion in her videos is becoming insufferable. Only a tortured soul with real problems can get away with acting like a tortured soul with real problems.
Greatest Hits: My PrerogativeGreatest Hits: My Prerogative by Britney Spears
Buy new: £5.47 / Used from: £2.75
One-trick pony, and two inches from becoming a porn-star. Come on Brit, clean up your act and sing about something USEFUL.
SchizophrenicSchizophrenic by JC Chasez
Buy new: £11.99 / Used from: £0.20
How people can praise this crap the way they do is beyond me. There is nothing here we haven't seen before, and an album filled with nothing but sex is just plain adolescent. Grow up for gosh sakes.
Get Rich Or Die Tryin'Get Rich Or Die Tryin' by 50 Cent
Buy new: £4.98 / Used from: £1.40
Get rich or die trying? Brothas and sistas, I give you: the gospel of money-worship according to 50 cent. And we wonder why the world is the way it is.
Curtain Call - The HitsCurtain Call - The Hits by Eminem
Buy new: £7.06 / Used from: £0.98
Someone give him a happy pill, please. Six albums later and we are still on the matter of his painful childhood and the unfairness of everything.
Greatest Hits [2CD]Greatest Hits [2CD] by Mariah Carey
Buy new: £4.98 / Used from: £3.90
Too in love with herself to be taken seriously anymore.
RebirthRebirth by Jennifer Lopez
Buy new: £5.97 / Used from: £1.50
All style and no substance. She personifies the shallowness of our modern culture, where beauty eliminates the need for that pesky thing called talent.
The Love AlbumThe Love Album by Westlife
Buy new: £2.74 / Used from: £2.25
It's a sad day and age when some karaoke singers hold the record for the most #1s in the UK. We should be ashamed of ourselves.
Lennon LegendLennon Legend by John Lennon
Buy new: £6.44 / Used from: £0.45
The most overrated musician in the history of modern pop culture. Time to wake up, guys: his music was nothing more than proselytism and propaganda for the New Age Movement. Yeah, you heard me.
PCDPCD by The Pussycat Dolls
Buy new: £4.98 / Used from: £1.94
If we shake our t*ts enough maybe they won't notice we don't have any talent!! (Hey, if J-Lo can do it, so can we!!)
Demon DaysDemon Days by Gorillaz
Buy new: £4.23 / Used from: £0.98
Creepy and overtly satanic. It's disturbing how they get away with this stuff. 'Christian' music is not to be shown on TV coz that's offensive, but demons and inverted crosses are perfectly fine? Hmm.