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More people I can't stand (in no particular order)
1919 by Adele
Buy new: £6.98 / Used from: £5.00
Fitting that she should be on the XL label. The Vicky Pollard of the pop world.
Shame for YouShame for You by Lily Allen
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Smug, dimwitted egomaniac. Shame For You? My sentiments exactly- especially if you have actually gone out and bought this rubbish.
Grow UpGrow Up by Keith Allen
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Now we see where little miss Allen gets it from. Equally talentless is this ol' fart of a father of hers. Watching him in interviews trying to be cool makes me blush with embarrassment for him.
Don't You Know Who I Am?: Insider Diaries of Fame, Power and Naked AmbitionDon't You Know Who I Am?: Insider Diaries of Fame, Power and Naked Ambition by Piers Morgan
Buy new: £4.73 / Used from: £0.19
Vile man!!! Do I know who you are? Yes! You're a prat.
Max Clifford: Read All About ItMax Clifford: Read All About It by Max Clifford
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Yuk! Another hideous creature.
Made of BricksMade of Bricks by Kate Nash
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Vomit inducing stuff. This vile, disgusting idiot has the shelf life of a tin of beans. Tick. Tick. Tick...
Blair UnboundBlair Unbound by Anthony Seldon
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Another prat.
Being DavinaBeing Davina by Nigel Goodall
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A rubber faced prat.
Kerry Katona: Too Much, Too Young - My Story of Love, Survival and CelebrityKerry Katona: Too Much, Too Young - My Story of Love, Survival and Celebrity by Kerry Katona
Buy new: £2.41 / Used from: £0.01
Her fella is a complete tool too.
Welcome to My WorldWelcome to My World by Coleen McLoughlin
Buy new: £10.49 / Used from: £3.50
What?! In outer space hopefully.
Cameron: The Rise of the New ConservativeCameron: The Rise of the New Conservative by Francis Elliott
Buy new: £13.29 / Used from: £5.98
No way will I be voting for the chubby lead singer of Keane for Prime Minister.
RazorlightRazorlight by Razorlight
Buy new: £2.04 / Used from: £1.25
Fronted by a smug bleeder. Absolute tosh.
The Ultimate Gary Glitter: 25 Years of HitsThe Ultimate Gary Glitter: 25 Years of Hits by Gary Glitter
Buy new: £21.07 / Used from: £14.72
Why the hell are Amazon still selling this nonce's albums???
People Like Us [1999]People Like Us [1999]
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Talking of nonces. Ladies and gentlemen- I give you Chris Langham.
The Most Fertile Man In IrelandThe Most Fertile Man In Ireland
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Creepy Kris Marshall. Unfunny, creepy, crusty-faced Kris Marshall to be exact.
The Nines [2007] (REGION 1) (NTSC)The Nines [2007] (REGION 1) (NTSC)
Buy used from: £10.58
The amazingly unfunny Ryan Reynolds.
That Extra Half an Inch: Hair, Heels and Everything in BetweenThat Extra Half an Inch: Hair, Heels and Everything in Between by Victoria Beckham
Buy new: £8.44 / Used from: £4.35
The brillianty untalented Posh 'Common as muck' Spice.
Geri Yoga [2001]Geri Yoga [2001]
Buy new: £2.45 / Used from: £0.01
"You too can have a figure just like mine. Not from copying the exercises in this DVD but by sticking your fingers down your throat and vomiting up your food."
Ben Elton - Very Live 1993Ben Elton - Very Live 1993
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Ben Elton.
Denise Welch - You Can Do It!Denise Welch - You Can Do It!
Buy new: £5.49 / Used from: £4.95
Do what? Throw you off a cliff? Oh, OK then.
You Belong to Me: a Salute to the Great Ladies of SongYou Belong to Me: a Salute to the Great Ladies of Song by Jane McDonald
Buy new: £11.98 / Used from: £2.90
You belong in a nuthouse if you listen to this rubbish.
My Defence: Winning, losing, scandals and the drama of Germany 2006My Defence: Winning, losing, scandals and the drama of Germany 2006 by Ashley Cole
Buy new: £3.00 / Used from: £0.01
Please...make him go away.
Totally Frank: The Autobiography of Frank LampardTotally Frank: The Autobiography of Frank Lampard by Frank Lampard
Buy new: £13.39 / Used from: £12.50
What a Franker!
Out on a LimbOut on a Limb by Heather Mills McCartney
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No explanation necessary.
Are You Dave Gorman?Are You Dave Gorman? by Dave Gorman
Buy new: £5.99 / Used from: £0.40
The anal Dave Gormless. Am I Dave Gorman? Thankfully not.