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Terrible music! The 'Platinum' List. Haha.
Tissues and IssuesTissues and Issues by Charlotte Church
Buy new: £7.97 / Used from: £1.28
Worse than terrible! If you'd heard this without knowing it was Church, you wouldn't have a clue who it was- could be anybody- can't believe she's up for a Brit
HonestyHonesty by Alex Parks
Buy new: £4.98 / Used from: £1.48
She CANNOT sing, is just drab & dull - why is she still around? What is wrong with the CD-buying public? I think it must be pre-pubescent girls buying this tripe
Piece By PiecePiece By Piece by Katie Melua
Buy new: £4.98 / Used from: £1.49
I want to destroy all Katie Melua's albums. If you want to drive yourself insane, buy it, if you don't.. well, join me in a public burning
Don't Cha [CD 2]Don't Cha [CD 2] by Pussycat Dolls
Buy used from: £1.49
Say it aloud- Don't. Cha. They have it as 2 separate words, say 'don't', then 'cha'- should be 'Don'tcha'. Fools
PCDPCD by The Pussycat Dolls
Buy new: £4.98 / Used from: £2.50
And their appalling album. Nothing to do with music here. Let's just group a bunch of girls together & dress them in skirts that look more like belts & get them to jump around a lot for a 'video'
ChemistryChemistry by Girls Aloud
Buy new: £2.98 / Used from: £1.16
I think I found my Chemistry lessons more fulfilling & less disappointing & tedious than this album
EmploymentEmployment by Kaiser Chiefs
Buy new: £2.98 / Used from: £0.98
Hate this band. Everyday I hate this more & more. Listen to 'Everyday I..'- it's the same lines over & over again- nothing changes- kinda like the theme tune to 'Question of Sport'. Dire music.
Catching TalesCatching Tales by Jamie Cullum
Buy new: £2.99 / Used from: £1.20
Thinks he's a jazz singer. You're not, Jamie. And you look about 14. Get over yourself.
The Emancipation of MimiThe Emancipation of Mimi by Mariah Carey
Buy new: £4.00 / Used from: £0.64
Should be entitled 'How To Yodel - A short course'. What's the point of using a song to jump to as many different notes as is humanly possible? Leave us Mariah & never darken our radio stations again.
Life for RentLife for Rent by Dido
Buy new: £1.00 / Used from: £0.01
If you didn't learn enough about yodelling from Mariah, just listen to this, Dido'll show you how
State of Mind [CD + DVD]State of Mind [CD + DVD] by Holly Valance
Buy new: £2.88 / Used from: £2.24
Dire. Why, why the soap-pop 'star' cross-over? Not good. And those reverse call ads- I want to HIT this stupid bird.
Under My SkinUnder My Skin by Avril Lavigne
Buy new: £2.79 / Used from: £0.75
Girl who looks about 13 mopes around & whines. Thinks she somehow is a 'rock star'. Well, she might want to find a definition of 'rock music' before she makes claims like that.
The ChoirboysThe Choirboys by The Choirboys
Buy new: £1.58 / Used from: £0.22
Butchering a classic like 'Tears in Heaven' and 'He Ain't Heavy..'? Apparently quoted as being 'a bit rock'- jeez. Amazon's review- '..looking like a boy band in their designer suits'? OK...
G4 and FriendsG4 and Friends by G4
Buy new: £1.99 / Used from: £0.01
No No No No No!
X&YX&Y by Coldplay
Buy new: £2.98 / Used from: £1.49
Parachutes? Reasonable album. But now? All their songs sound the same. They ring of drab. Drab,whiny & overhyped. Music to kill yourself by.
Don't Believe the TruthDon't Believe the Truth by Oasis
Buy new: £3.98 / Used from: £1.49
More overhyped, overplayed poison for the ears. Do believe the truth- that this album is dreadful.
Down In AlbionDown In Albion by Babyshambles
Buy new: £10.04 / Used from: £2.00
Stop the 'singing', go home & get a good night's sleep, Pete, you poor lad.
Is This ItIs This It by Strokes
Buy new: £4.92 / Used from: £1.99
I've actually had two strokes & I tell you listening to this is harder to cope with than learning to walk again. Well, almost.
Welcome to LoservilleWelcome to Loserville by Son Of Dork
Buy new: £4.98 / Used from: £0.38
I honestly thought this band was a joke when I saw their video on TV. Dross.
She Might [DVD AUDIO]She Might [DVD AUDIO] by The Noise Next Door
Buy new: £0.07 / Used from: £0.01
Just look at them. That tells you all you need to know.
Calendar Girl [CD 1]Calendar Girl [CD 1] by Noise Next Door
Buy used from: £0.01
Yup, just look at them.
Get Rich Or Die Tryin'Get Rich Or Die Tryin' by 50 Cent
Buy used from: £0.80
Appalling stabbing pains in your ears? That'll be because 50 Cent is playing somewhere in the vicinity. And what exactly is the thing on his head...? Some sort of sea creature maybe
The Massacre: Special EditionThe Massacre: Special Edition by 50 Cent
Buy new: £11.99 / Used from: £0.46
More ear poison. Yes, 'The Massacre'. Charming man.
Get Rich Or Die Tryin'- The Original Motion Picture SoundtrackGet Rich Or Die Tryin'- The Original Motion Picture Soundtrack by Various Artists
Buy new: £4.98 / Used from: £1.05
Once again, a charming, charming man. Vile.
Father Ted : Complete Box Set [1995]Father Ted : Complete Box Set [1995]
Buy used from: £39.95
Had to end with something *great* - buy this!