Product Description

Keeley is the UK's number one glamour girl. This X - Rated version is definitely one for the lads as it features her in some very erotic, unclothed poses!!

Product Details

• Amazon Sales Rank: #196150 in Books
• Published on: 2007-08-01
• Released on: 2007-08-01
• Binding: Calendar

Customer Reviews

NOT X Rated
This Keeley Hazell X Rated calendar is no more X Rated than her normal 2008 calendar. The title is a total con. It is still a very good girlie calendar with some great pics of Keeley but don't expect anything X rated.

A sticky chocolate box of imagery
When I sat down to read Keeley's new calendar, let's just say that I had certain expectations. After all, Ms Hazell is known for her delicate treatment of plot and character, even if her dialogue doesn't always snap and fizz like, say, Mailer or Rushdie. But I was pleasantly surprised.

From start to finish and top to bottom, Keeley's work is a bountiful bouncy castle of ballooning bonhomie, serving up moist tidbits of reading pleasure. I have to confess that I felt both exhausted and spent when I was finished with it.

As Neil Sedaka once sang.... "I love , i love i love i love my little calendar girl , everyday of the year"
I really don't get the infatuation with certain models .Michelle Marsh for instance is as bland as a piece of contiboard . I see far sexier girls than her walking about my home town everyday and believe you me I hardly live in a place that could be classed as being at the hub of things.
Keeley Hazel though is something else altogether. A spectacularly attractive girl she doesn't even have to strike a sexy pose or pout for the viewer to become entranced by her natural beauty. Or at least that's what happens to me. Here though she happily poses for some scintillating shots that probably haven't done my blood pressure any good but what the hell, looking at Keeley certainly makes my world a happier place .These photo's are glossy and erotic with out being too explicit or pornographic which may disappoint some but this is a calendar for lawds sake so that's no surprise.
Altogether a seminal piece of calendar art , or should that be semenal........little lads joke there. Keeley though , a tip from someone who knows about these things -stick to being a brunette- the blond look doesn't work for you.