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Why Men Love Bitches: From Doormat to Dreamgirl - A Woman's Guide to Holding Her Own in a RelationshipWhy Men Love Bitches: From Doormat to Dreamgirl - A Woman's Guide to Holding Her Own in a Relationship by Sherry Argov
Buy new: £6.13 / Used from: £4.61
No-nonsense advice for the "nice girl" who feels that she needs a kick up the bustle.
Why Men Marry Bitches: A Woman's Guide to Winning Her Man's HeartWhy Men Marry Bitches: A Woman's Guide to Winning Her Man's Heart by Sherry Argov
Buy used from: £7.94
It's never too late to crack the whip and stand up for yourself. Splendid book.
How to be a Super Hot Woman: 339 Tips to Make Every Man Fall in Love with You and Every Woman Envy YouHow to be a Super Hot Woman: 339 Tips to Make Every Man Fall in Love with You and Every Woman Envy You by Mandy Simons
Buy new: £13.49 / Used from: £3.31
Is there any just cause, impediment or reason why you shouldn't?
Are You Alright Pet?Are You Alright Pet? by Ian G. Hutson
Buy new: £7.53 / Used from: £4.70
Don't ever, ever, ever be a "victim" - at worst be a temporary underdog and leap to your own defence. Use your teeth...
What Smart Women KnowWhat Smart Women Know by Steven Carter
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Uncommonly common sense. Written by a bloke I grant you but spot on Nun Theless. I mean "nonetheless". Oops.
I Can Mend Your Broken HeartI Can Mend Your Broken Heart by Paul McKenna
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If anyone can mend your broken heart it's not a bottle of vodka or your mother - it's Paul McKenna.
Think & Date Like A Man: (Be the Woman Who Gets the Man She Wants...and Keeps Him!)Think & Date Like A Man: (Be the Woman Who Gets the Man She Wants...and Keeps Him!) by April Masini
Buy new: £7.92 / Used from: £11.43
Thinking and dating like a man does not involve fifteen pint sof mild or a punch-up, just you getting your own way!
Feel the Fear and Do it Anyway: How to Turn Your Fear and Indecision into Confidence and ActionFeel the Fear and Do it Anyway: How to Turn Your Fear and Indecision into Confidence and Action by Susan Jeffers
Buy new: £3.72 / Used from: £2.22
Feel the fear and go on the date anyway. Just keep chanting "I don't want to die alone and be eaten by my cats".
Secrets About Men Every Woman Should KnowSecrets About Men Every Woman Should Know by Barbara De Angelis
Buy new: £5.69 / Used from: £0.01
Look, it's called MANipulation for a reason. Be brave, be bold and be careful.
The Inner Bitch Guide: To Men, Relationships, Dating, EtcThe Inner Bitch Guide: To Men, Relationships, Dating, Etc by Elizabeth Hilts
Buy new: £4.99 / Used from: £0.98
Drink wine, wear baggy sweaters and keep a diary - or lock, load and go a-hunting. Your choice.
Getting in Touch with Your Inner BitchGetting in Touch with Your Inner Bitch by Elizabeth Hilts
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Odd that Amazon will allow the word b*tch in the title of this book but not in a comment on it. Must be run by men...
Humped Me, Dumped Me: Why You Were F***** and Chucked and How To Bounce Back (Humour)Humped Me, Dumped Me: Why You Were F***** and Chucked and How To Bounce Back (Humour) by Yasmin Brooks
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Splatter the cover of this one with tomato ketchup and leave it on the coffee table where My Right-Ish will see it.