Product Description

You've got clowns to the left of you, jokers to the right and you're stuck in the middle unable to shut them up. Well now you can with all the put-doen lines and smart comebacks in this book. If you're all stressed out and you've no one to choke, pick a line and use it next time you feel like you're just flypaper for freaks.

You'll find put-downs for men: 'I'm not your type. I have a pulse'; put-downs for women: 'Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?', and put-downs for any fool using up your air on this planet: ' I don't know what your problem is, but I'II bet it's hard to pronounce'.

Warning: Next mood swing: 6 minutes.

Product Details

• Amazon Sales Rank: #31937 in Books
• Published on: 2000-10-06
• Original language: English
• Number of items: 1
• Binding: Paperback
• 128 pages

Customer Reviews

A Novelty Item
The book does contain a lot of useful insults however I didn't appreciate the book offering women orientated insults on how to insult men with none to go the other way around.

However there were some crackers which I will indeed use sometime in the future! With some I've heard before with a small minority I'll never go near to using! ;)

If you're looking for a stocking filler, this would be perfect.

This book provides a comeback to all those smartarsed people
This book has remark after remark of pure humour. it contains some of the best one-liners that exist. For example " Make yourself at home and clean the kitchen" and " Hey you get off my planet." if you liked those then you'll like the rest of the book.

the little book of no use
this book has little in the way of invention, lacking any wit and relying on crude rants which frankly would leave you open to more criticism if you were stupid enough to use them. poor quality